Nick

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City and country of residence: Brisbane, Australia
Alias: NicholasPerkins, supernicko, Womby to my mates.
Height: 170cm
Weight: I don't really know, but around 150kg or so.
Role models: My wife, Matt Preston, Penn Jillette
Distinguishing characteristics: I'm a little bald fat man who has grey hairs coming through his beard. This seems to excite my wife more than me, but I'm learning to deal with it. I am fat all over, except my arse which never seems to grow. You really needed to know that, hey?
Fashion style: I generally throw on what I can. I'm learning that a nice pair of pants, a button up shirt and perhaps maybe a tie can pull it all together nicely. When I have time and money, I'd like to get into ties. I need to get nice shirts first. One thing at a time.